I really shouldn't be. But for you lace knitters out there, or for those who saw my post about knitting lace collars for Justice Ginsburg (as a high-five for her awesome dissent), here's an old pattern I just charted out.
I haven't tested it yet, and you'll need some familiarity with lace knitting to read my somewhat cryptic instructions (sorry, I was translating from an ooooold pattern), but it's a lovely little thing. If you have questions, or want more info, please don't be shy about asking.
*This collar brought to you by procrastination, and a deep desire to not do the schoolwork I really should be doing instead.